black-quadrant:

y’all remind yourselves your account is your space. you’re not a performance. you’re not annoying by being yourself. if people aren’t into it they can leave. you’re not obligated to please anyone, especially at the cost of your personal expression. the worst thing you can do for your online enjoyment is to filter or censor yourself.

candyredterezii:

vampireopossum:

candyredterezii:

You there, tumblrina, what day is it?

Then I haven’t missed it!

honeyrolls:

Butterfly Cakes

silvermare:

chronic-future:

i. ok.

ur-daily-inspiration:

myosotis-secunda:

corsairesix:

corsairesix:

You’d have to think that in a setting with sentient monsters a lot of them would find monster fuckers really chaser-y

Sorry that 8 foot tall werewolf girl isn’t going to step on you she thinks your vibes are kinda creepy and she’s in a m4m relationship with a shortstack goblin

dazaiapologism:

the only ethical thing to do with your catholic trauma is sexualize it i think

xiaolanhua:

Love Between Fairy and Devil 苍兰诀 (2022)
Dir. Yi Zheng – Episode 26

retrogamingblog2:

Flora & Fauna of Hyrule Posters made by WinterZucca

jelliebeanbitch:

existentialdruid:

engulfes:

Growing up is actually all about realizing people don’t inherently dislike you and it’s a bit odd to assume they do

This

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fucking SLAY

foone:

foone:

foone:

Fantasy setting where the kingdom has a secret police with the mission of finding any modern-world people isekai’d in so they can be whisked off to the academy and all their future knowledge transcribed

It’s a known thing that isekai events happen. All the major nations do this. The coming war may very well be tilted in favor of whichever kingdom gets the most Japanese teenagers appearing within their borders

They are worried that the flow of isekai protagonists is slowing down, what with increased traffic safety measures.

So they hire a evil wizard to send a minion into our world, with only one goal: increase the number of automobile accidents, and keep their isekai harvests bountiful.

The minion can’t return, of course. Travel is one way, unless you isekai back, and that’s a one in a million chance.

So the poor fish out of water minion stuck in our world can never return. At least they gave him plenty of precious gemstones with which to start his car-accident empire. So don’t worry, squire Musk will not starve in our world.

marypickfords:

The Song of the Scarlet Flower (Teuvo Tulio, 1938)

seriemorder:

they need to invent a job where they pay you to get obsessed with a subject for 3 and up to 6 months. and thats it. you dont have to show results for it or anything. they just give you money for being overlyinvolved in this one specific subject of your choosing for a while. just me and the 356 wikipedia pages and the 17 books i read. i dont remember a single word of anything. but boy was i Obsessed™. it will be 20k thank uuuu

artbulls:

less than a month to go boys